Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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