in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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