So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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