Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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