Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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