i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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