hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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