Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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