Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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