Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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