It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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