Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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