very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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