It's just like the Real World with babies
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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