its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
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