Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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