Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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