In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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