i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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