Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
North Korea, Best Korea!
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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