Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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