Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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