we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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