Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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