Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
