Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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