Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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