So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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