i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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