Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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