You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Do vagina's smell?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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