The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
you inspire me to be a worse person
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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