She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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