That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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