Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Dear god my vagina.
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