Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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