You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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