i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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