the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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