I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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