I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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