dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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