i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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