the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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