Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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