Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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