i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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