it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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