Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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