Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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