nut hugger
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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