Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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