It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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