Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Lo siento on account of my penis...
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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