Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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