How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
