porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Randomize
