Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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