if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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