I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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