I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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